I am a chef for a crocodile and I cook his food. I am about to ask him what he wants for lunch. I go up to the croc and he says, “I want some pepper and orange on some chicken for lunch.” Then he adds, “and don’t forget to make it hard. I don’t like soft food.” I wrote down the things so I didn’t forget. Last time I forgot he threatened to eat me. It took me an hour to prepare the meal. I gave him the food and he said “yummy, thanks.” I’m glad he liked it.

by Noah